Banana Blograma's
Halloween Showcase
The Films of
Brico Trout

Commentary by Eduardo Corrocchio: Famous Bullfighter,
renoun roadkill removal expert, and inventor of Catholicism.

Very few times have there been true masters of the horror genre like Brico Trout. A native of the African Congo, Brico, grew up as one of the tallest and whitest members of the Pygmy tribe. VERY WHITE as a matter of fact! During his formidable years as a horizontally unchallenged tribal member, Brico passed his time weaving cowboy hats and building sweet ass boats for his many boating excursions down the Congo River.

His love for the cinema was sparked by a chance viewing of "Big Momma's House, Part I" starring legendary film actor Martin Lawrence in 1939, while surfing in the Baltics. After having successfully killed a man for his film camera and dressing several poodles to look like Eva Gabor, Brico was set to become a filmmaker.

Now celebrating his 88th birthday, Brico, still considers filmmaking his bread and his butter. Unless he's having jelly, then its, bread and jelly. But he doesn't like jam because its too wierd with the texture and all that.....Anyway, so, please celebrate with me this Top 10 List of Great Brico Trout Horror masterpieces of the past:

1. Night of the Living Brico (1969)--The horror masterpiece. Vegetable flesh-eating zombies terrorize a frightened farm field of rutabagas.






















2. Frankentrout (1935)--Dr. Frank Trout reanimates his favorite fish using a AA battery, some string, a gum wrapper and a ball-point pen. This film is said to have inspired the "McGyver" TV series.

3. Plan Trout from Outer Space (1959)--Aliens reanimate a school of dead fish using a AA battery, some string, a gum wrapper and a ball-point pen.

4. Psychotrout (1961)--Frightening story of Hotel owner Norman Trouts and his murderous spree that starts with the terrifying shower scene involving Norman and Cowbell Gene and a bag of Funyons.

5. Erasertrout (1978)--Unsettling and surreal. This post-apopaclyptic ultra abstract story follows Henry Trout who later learns that he is the father if a grotesque "Cowbellian" baby with odd aspirations towards cowbelling and freebasing Cheez Whiz with Mr. Clean. Eventually, Trout's brain is used by Richard Dean Anderson, along with 2 AA batteries, a gum wrapper, a paperclip and a small bag of Doritos to save the world against international Communist spies.



























Below, Trout's "Cowbellian" spawn:






















6. Brico Strouter's Dracula (1993)--An odd readaption of Dracula who "fishes" the blood from his victims and turns into a trout as a means of escape. One of Trout's lowest-reviewed movies. Winona Ryder shoplifted the original print of this film.

7. The Exortroutist (1974)--One of his scariest films to date. Ronald Reagan unwittingly finds himself possessed by the Gordon's Fisherman following a innocent game of "Frozen Fish Pictionary."

8. The Ringtrout (2003)--A young journalist must investigate a mysterious videotape which seems to turn people into elves.



















9. Nosfertroutu (1923)--Trout actually casted Max Schreck as the olgerish vampire with a heart of gold who, in order to regain his swamp, travels along with an annoying donkey in order to bring a princess to a scheming lord, wishing himself King. This was the feel-good Disney CGI hit of 1923!

10. Trout (1977)--When a gigantic great white trout begins to menace the small island community of Amity, by nibbling on the toes of vacationers, a police chief, a marine scientist and grizzled fisherman set out to stop it with 2 AA batteries, a rubber band, a pencil, a gum wrapper and two cardboard toilet paper tubes.