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Rep. Foley's Instant message conversation with Cowbell Gene




















(Banana Press International)--The following is an instant message exchange Cowbell Gene says he had with Rep. Foley in 2003. Warning: sexually explicit language, reader discretion is advised.

Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey

Auto response from CowbellGene (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food…brb

Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok

Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging

CowbellGene (7:31:51 PM): boo

Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude

CowbellGene (7:32:17 PM): lol

CowbellGene (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon

Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola…had to catch a plane

CowbellGene (7:33:47 PM): whoa! pensacola, is that where they make pepsi cola?

Maf54 (7:34:04 PM): i'm not sure..

CowbellGene (7:34:14 PM): that shits wicked dude. make sure you wear a rubber when you're down there dude!

Maf54 (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room

CowbellGene (7:34:39 PM): fuck man...why'd ya go there?

Maf54 (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign

CowbellGene (7:35:29 PM): ah! LOL!

Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing

CowbellGene (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore and shit like that...

Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did somebody give you a haand job this weekend?

CowbellGene (7:46:38 PM): lol no

CowbellGene (7:46:40 PM): im single right now, no handjobs for a while

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

CowbellGene (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit

Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

CowbellGene (7:48:04 PM): no. lol.

CowbellGene (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy doing this blog shit, doin' work on the Yugo.

Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…

Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

CowbellGene (7:48:51 PM): haha

Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep

CowbellGene (7:50:15 PM): thats true

Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): what's your favorite way to do it?

Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back?

CowbellGene (7:53:30 PM): no face down

Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details

Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down

CowbellGene (7:54:03 PM): ya

Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling

CowbellGene (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand…i use two slices of pastrami

Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it

CowbellGene (7:54:36 PM): on a piece of wonderbread

Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really

Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

CowbellGene (7:55:12 PM): well ya

Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice, i'd like to try that sandwich

CowbellGene (7:55:24 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air?

CowbellGene (7:56:09): big flabby hairy ass more like. lol. but i don't do it that often

Maf54 (7:57:24): what? a young fella your age should be wacking off a lot

CowbellGene (7:57:57): lol

Maf54 (8:01:22): i mean you're like what?.....15, 16, 17 years old right?

CowbellGene (8:02:16): nah, dude i'm like 35.

CowbellGene (8:07:20): you there dude?

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