I rule so hard in my pants
Here's the certificate I snagged from my masterful introspective art work entitled "IF" submitted in Spinning Girl's art contest.
I think the frog represents my ability to hop skip and jump all over Spinning's naughty parts with reckless abandon. But here it is, the golden chalice of honorable mention certificates. I'm so going to print this out and wear it in my pants!
Labels: arrows in my pants, great art, honorable mention, ruling hard in my pants, While Jim Fowler gives honorable mention in his pants I'm going to live inside his trousers
9 Comments:
this certificate gave me a boner so big, I crapped lightning
Man! Wht the fuck is there a picture of my ex-wife on that certificate?
Congrats!
Have a good weekend!
I have noticed that adding the phrase "in (my/your/his/her) pants" to any sentence immediately raises the level of disroucrse from simply mediocre, to RIVETING. Thank you for teaching me ... IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Funny you mention pants because here in Sarasota we are wearing shorts! Ill send you some fresh tuna if you are interested! LOL!
Jiggsy...I'd like to certify that with a hard on.
Hypersonic...She was much cuter when she was just a tadpole.
Lee Ann...Thanks, I got it for dirty deeds done dirt cheap!
Spinning in my pants...I carry your heart just behind my pants zipper my dear.
Damn Proud...Put one of those Chicken of the Sea freshness packs down your pants and pay me a visit.
You rule hard, but I rule harder.
In my pants.
man an art contest! that is so awesome! i wish i had thought of it.
I remember this. I came in second. We got fucking robbed, man.
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