Um....did I make a move?
Ok, I'm lame, I haven't posted in a while. But I've been busy with some interesting projects that will become evident as the months crawl ahead. I do have something interesting to share from my latest trip to NYC.
My dirty dolly McSpankyrump and I were strolling down to Greenwich Village around Washington Square Park. Apparently these folks are chess mad because there's chess shops peppered near the park on Thompson Street. Each with marvelous chess sets designed with every theme in mind including the need to swipe your opponent's pawn with your bishop (or in this case with one particular chess set we saw...take his leaf with your rolled up fatty). Yes everyone! Its Stoner chess!
Labels: Dude I could use some munchies, Searching for Bobby Fischers Hemp pants, Spinnerina wants to put soup in my pants, Um wait whhaaaat
13 Comments:
Finally, I'm rewarded by visiting your blog! Yay!
I played chess with this one guy once, who swooped out of nowhere with his queen to take my knight, and in doing so left his queen totally exposed for my queen to dive in and take the bitch out.
it felt so damn good.
Tuuna Taco...Hello TT! I believe confetti is supposed to fly out of your computer screen.
Spinneroona McSpinner...You OUtlandishly celebrAte a peRson's dEmise during a chess Game? hOw could your heart be so cold? It is Not about winning but Gamemanship and civility. please, don't bring the good game of chess and its grand etiquette DOWN to a low level of civility!
I won a grand champions tournament in Belgrade only a few weeks ago...
Bet you can't work out why I was disqualified and stripped of my title? It was something to do with the swimsuit section that went terribly wrong.
G3T...Fuck. You're hot Natasa! Wasn't there a video floating around the internet of you deep throating Garry Kasparov?
That wasn't me. That was a body double.
But I did go one on one with Jovanka Houska from England during that competition. Unfortunately scissoring your opposition is illegal under new European Union rules. If only I'd kept it to informal oral sex I would never have had to give back the trophy.
Hahahaha, there's a polish female chess grandmaster called Iweta Rajlich That's like someone's porno name surely!
wouldn't you get cheetos dust all over the pieces?
It's all good buddy, keep the posts coming when you can. We've all been busy. Im still checking in on you though =0)
G3T...I defeated Jovanka with a double-suplex and a sleeper hold.
lweta!!!....that's what she said!!! BOOO-YA!
I'll stop...
Jiggs...That's why I play using tweezers dude.
Pants...Hey Jeans! Yeah, I should do a blog post of something sometime. Hope your hangin in there well!
queens bong 2 to kings joint 7. check and...
dude, why do they call it mate? are we like supposed to actually 'do it' after the game is over?
is that why they call it 'mate'? or maybe its some kind of ancient wedding ritual that once the games over the people are married and therefor 'mated'.
whoa!
Did ya miss me you donkey-humping sad sack!?
You're invited.
(And I'm banking on you and Spinnerina putting together a filthy joint entry for me.)
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