Totally busy and so on and so forth
Hey! I'm one of those fun dudes who is selling my house. Actually its a condo.
Who wants to buy a condo in the suburbs south of St. Paul? Anyone? Yeah, I know, you keep hearing bad shit about the market, but nothing gets done without a little enthusiasm and lots of freebasing.
Seriously, we usually stop getting snow sometime in June. Somewhere behind these snowbanks is my place. Pretty nice eh?
Labels: Corrugated plastic, Jammers digging a snow tunnel out of Minnesota, Sand drawings, Titties, Toast
22 Comments:
I'll buy your house if you give me a rim job...how's that for a fair trade?
Let the bidding begin... I'll buy your house if you give me two rim jobs and some antique French pornographic postcards.
I'm leaning towards Hypersonic. He's a cheap date and will lick my sack for a flat warm can of PBR.
Where ya movin' to? Huh huh huh?
I'll buy your house if you give Hyper and Rich two rim jobs while I film it with a Super 8.
Um, I don't like snow, so I'm out!! But I do like rim jobs...and porn
Woah now Hipster! That gave me a hard on, i may just let him give me a rim job without buying the house.
I would totally stay there if I were you -- you can dig some bitchin' tunnels and forts in that stuff.
Scarlet...There seems to be a theme here.
I'm moving closer to the action.
Weed...Once my rim polishing expertise gets out, everybody wants one.
Hypersonic...Hey! No backing out!
Spinning within my nards...So you'll roll around in the snow with me as I treat you like an Eskimo pie?
Closer to the action? What kind of action?
Action is overrated. I vastly prefer inaction.
Jerry Caysey suggests you look into horse tranquilizers.
hey jam!
we've only had accumulated snow 3 times this winter! but the mountains have over 100% snowpack.
how are ya doin'?
This blog is moving kinda slow.
In other news, I can pit an avocado with my hoo-hah.
Ubes...I've always wanted to live in a town that has a grocery store with animatronics.
Jerry...You know what I like Kimosabe.
Ms. Creek...OK, it actually stopped snowing. Good! I'm doing my best imitation of "The Wicked Truth" but only temporarily.
What's up with you?
Spinning upon my elevation...You had me at "hoo-hah"
Looks like it did when I lived in Wyoming...happy to have spent the winter in AZ! Upper 80's today...
90's tomorrow. Is that a British Admiral hat you are wearing?
Hey Jam! You were officially nominated to be in the ditties club!
Snow...still??
Looks cool, and cold!
Have a great weekend!
~xo
Lee Ann
we'll always have tripe
Home Depot is going down!!!
Great, the daffy bell-ring'n buggers gone and cryogenically frozen himself until property prices have recovered.
Oh, and RIM JOB!
Hi jam! U steow nawtee an div mee uh hedak!
still diggin, huh?
I sold my house after being on the market for a year. I lost so much fucking money it makes me want to vomit all over a bunch of orphans.
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